now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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