You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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