dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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