I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
So squirting runs in the family.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i think i just lost a toe
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize