I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
True college students do jello shots in the library
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