Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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