We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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