Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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