Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
