He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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