too bad you live with your parents still
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
