How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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