I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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