it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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