Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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