Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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