You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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