brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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