careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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