You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just sucked dick on a ferry
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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