WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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