I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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