we have officially lost it.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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