It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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