I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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