Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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