I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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