So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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