oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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