He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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