Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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