hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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