My hand turned me down
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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