I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
