She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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