Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
