Is it normal to miss your booty call?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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