yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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