Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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