i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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