I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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