I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
