I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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