Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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