That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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