Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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