i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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