how can u be prego again
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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