Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You took a bar mat shot.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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