I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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