So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we have officially lost it.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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