Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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