So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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