Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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