All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Do plants get herpes?
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