The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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